Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")
Message on front reads - "A Christmas card just sent for you, with all my yuletide wishes, to my man with all my heart, from me your loving Misses! This year will you stay sober, try not to fall asleep, How can I pull your cracker, When you're a crumpled heap? I'll get the Mistletoe ready, hold it above you head, then whisper what I've got YOU..."
Message inside reads - "... It's me Gift Wrapped in BED! All my love this Christmas!"